I don’t drink. When I say I don’t drink I mean I don’t drink alcohol. When I say I don’t drink alcohol I mean I have maybe five drinks a year, spaced out between months, never more than one at a time. Some years I’ll have less. When I say I don’t drink, people assume I am in recovery. I don’t deserve that kind of respect. This is not a blog post about addiction. I do have a sugar addiction, and if I treated an addiction to alcohol or drugs the way I treat my addiction to processed sugar, I would be in a…